The Ghosts of Johhnies Past are the only spirits occupying the
bench these days.
a midnight dearie, Elijah, Abraham and his crew of ghetto-prophets decided
that getting hosed by Pittsburgh wasn’t enough action for one winter’s
night and went out on the town (the town referring t0 McKees Rock,
Pennsylvania, no less) to really get Hoes-ed. We all know that lap dances
are a tease, and furthermore Chris Rock took the cat out of the hat when
it comes to the Champagne Room.
The Johnnies couldn’t believe their outrageous fortune when they met of
all people, a girl from their beloved queens, whose questionable character
was all the more to their liking. But one thing leads to another. No need
for us to compromise our journalistic integrity and get X-rated (If you
really must know, there is video camera phone footage of the ensuing
The moral of the story my young reader is…when camping out under the
shady tree, remember to bring your techno-gadgets locked and loaded.